Monday, May 5, 2008

things learned at college

You never know what you come out with at college {commonly called university around here} I came out with some few facts of my own. you'd like to read them ?. . . here we go. . .
That am probably one of the people my parents warned me about before i entered college.
That the reason why bad girls likes good guys and vice-versa is because they crave decent things too. the fact is they're obsessed with it.
That most beautiful campus chicks are dumber than a drugged gorilla.
That there is nothing like campus love but campus sex
That guys that brag about sex most of the time are lousy in bed
That the real meaning of proffessor is somebody that knows alot of things about one thing
That the biggest spenders on chicks are guys from middle class families , the rich kids just cruise in thier rides and still get a lot of ass than the big spenders
That in many ways i'm a lot smarter than i thought , nobler than i thought , crazier , raunchier , ignorant and more stupid than i thought
That most of our so called educated girls are graceless, a class A bitchn with a hooker attitude, greedy, gold diggers and not much of a thinker except when things got really bad.
That you can be sincerely wrong.
That sometimes a lie is the best thing in some certain situations
That fresh men at school are collosally naive so all also in real world.

1 comment:

I am said...

LMAO! From the first fact i knew i was in trouble. I'll not tell you how many of your facts applied to me but my God I was almost on the floor.

How'd you manage to sound so sweetly bitter? Gr8 stuff